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11-18-2003, 11:46 PM
ShoutedWhispers
lack of nookie
I'm trying to decide which is worse: lack of nookie due to a non-existant nookie partner or lack of nookie due to an absent nookie partner...
11-19-2003, 08:48 AM
Egoist
What is a "non-existant (sic) nookie partner"? Are there no men where you live? Oh, wait. You live in Boston, right?

Seriously, if you can't get laid, maybe it's because you are ugly. But even if you are ugly, there's always someone willing to give you some dd.

Joking aside, if you are having trouble keeping true to your beau whose away then maybe he shouldn't be your beau at all.
11-19-2003, 11:39 AM
Some guy
It's a term used for a medical condition involving sexual dysfunction, first identified in the islands of Hawaii: Lackonookie.


11-19-2003, 02:44 PM
quickquickslow
I assure you Egoist our Whispers is definately not ugly.
11-19-2003, 02:58 PM
tunape
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It's a term used for a medical condition involving sexual dysfunction, first identified in the islands of Hawaii: Lackonookie.





sorry, that's lackAnookie: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LACKANOOKIE


11-19-2003, 05:33 PM
DanceAm
Either way is bad. It's like a hate crime murder and a regular murder, both are bad, both murderers should get the maximum punishment and still someone ends up dead. Is there really a difference, and should you get less time for doing a "love" crime?

One thing I don't understand is when I ask my wife about having sex, she always gives me a history lesson. She always says something like "We just had it last weekend" or "we just had it yesterday". I am not asking her when we last had it, I already know that, but I want to know if I am going to get it and possibly how soon. When your gas guage on your car is on "E", and your engine sputters and stalls, you don't say, "Hmmm, I just put gas in it last week". You say "Hmmm, where can I get some gas?"

Which Island is Lackanookie on?

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11-19-2003, 11:13 PM
bliss
Quote:

there's always someone willing to give you some dd.



Devil dogs?
11-23-2003, 02:04 AM
ShoutedWhispers
Quote:

What is a "non-existant (sic) nookie partner"? Are there no men where you live? Oh, wait. You live in Boston, right?




that's exactly how I feel sometimes...

Quote:


Seriously, if you can't get laid, maybe it's because you are ugly. But even if you are ugly, there's always someone willing to give you some dd.



lack usually means I don't care for any of the currently ravening wolves


11-23-2003, 09:10 PM
ShoutedWhispers
Quote:

Quote:

It's a term used for a medical condition involving sexual dysfunction, first identified in the islands of Hawaii: Lackonookie.






sorry, that's lackAnookie: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LACKANOOKIE






So why does the definition imply that only are only males affected by this? Do Hawaiian women have no drive? Are the coconut bras just compensation? Is the dried grass skirt a methaphor for something else? Or perhaps there is a seperate word defined for this condition specific to females? What could that be?

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11-24-2003, 09:26 AM
Egoist
I'm getting a headache just trying to read that.